Almost There!!!!

Hallelujah! 1 more month left in nursing school. I am so sick of group work. I do not work well with others!!! So happy HESI is over with, what a pain in the ass. I am so gladed I rushed through it.....he he. It was like torture, in fact I think it should be used in interrogations. Finally, got an answer from a hospital with a definite job, only thing is it's a new hospital and they don't really have an internship, but on the other hand kinda happy about that because I think I would hate always having someone looking over my shoulder. Also, I am confident enough to know what I know and if I don't know I will annoy someone to death till I get an answer. I am so pissed that I didn't get called back for any interviews yet in the Med center, come on......I would have done workstudy, but lets see.....too busy doing everything else. I mean all workstudy/Map people have done anyways is vital signs like a thousand times, WOW. This sucks!!!!

Motherhood, marriage what fun that is right now. My nine year old is driving me crazy with his BIG mouth. Always has something to say, but what can I say he gets it honest. My three year old and her constant whining and tantrums, is enough to make you crazy. Also, does she have to ask me everytime to go potty!!!!! I watched an episode of Oprah today and the focus was about Moms, so I am glad I am not the only one who hates my husband and would rather be fighting a war in Iraq instead of raising kids, Iraq was easier, I promise. No really, I love my kids, but I miss my singleness. Singleness was so great with fun parties, wild sex, and no responsibilities. Enjoy it my single friends as long as you can.

Eddie, my husband, the hated one who is always annoying me with his constant needyness. I love him, but he could leave once in a while and it wouldn't be a bad thing. I mean I am grateful he is still so sex craved, but he is not sleep deprived like I am. With a silver lining on that note, he joined the Army Reserves and will have to go to school for 4 months. Yey!!! Also, he will have to go one weekend every month and two weeks every summer, Now all I need is someone to take the kids those times. Hmmm, any offers???? Also, he annoyed me today with his constant need to know where I am of every second of every day!!! Like what does he want me do keep an itinary just for him, please, get a grip.

I need a vactation a long one with a hot pool boy.

Freaking Out!!!

TESTS: So one more down and two to go. I have officially began diagnosing myself with several disorders. 1) Epiglottis r/t stress AEB dysphagia and sense of impending doom. 2) Bradycardia r/t compensation of stress AEB slow heart rate and I mean slow, like 48 slow........I will just have to keep panicing in order not to go into heart failure!!! Keep the AED on standby. 3) Chronic Fatigue Syndrome r/t nursing school AEB lack of sleep, no life, and HUGE bags under my eyes. Oh wait thats a medical diagnosis, oh well, sue me.

EAR: Today, blankets of snow covered Houston. There were sleigh rides and everybody was jolly with the cold. It was a complete "Snow Day". I had a warm jacket, wool cap, and a cup of hot chocolate. There was peace on earth and I could hear carolers singing "Silent Night".

But then um, and uh, I sat, in um a lectura and uh palayed scrabble for like three uh hours. :p
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Bah Humbug!!!!

Part I

Well, where do I start I am 29 years old *eek*, married twice*double eek*, and have two kids, Typical. I miss the Army and the simplicity of it. I love dancing, singing, and generally having a good time. My favorite day of the week is Wednesday because that is the only day I have a social life. I watch stupid scary movies then swear I am psychic or something....he he...I see dead people. I am the cook, maid, housecleaner, student, wife, mother, sister, daughter, cousin, and soon to be sugar mama.....it goes on and on...role overload anyone!!
Wow so today was a huge waste of time!!! At least I made it fun. The teradactyl always arrives in time to lighten things up, hiccup!!! To damn bad I can't plan it, then I would really have some fun.

So I have been told to create my own alternate reality so here goes the Elizabeth's Alternate Reality.
EAR: Today, instead of school, I headed to a spa where I was manicured, pampered, and miracously lost 100 pounds from a body wrap. I got ready for an evening on the town where I wasn't the designated driver. I danced, drank, and by the end of the night everybody knew my name and I was loved.