Freaking Out!!!

TESTS: So one more down and two to go. I have officially began diagnosing myself with several disorders. 1) Epiglottis r/t stress AEB dysphagia and sense of impending doom. 2) Bradycardia r/t compensation of stress AEB slow heart rate and I mean slow, like 48 slow........I will just have to keep panicing in order not to go into heart failure!!! Keep the AED on standby. 3) Chronic Fatigue Syndrome r/t nursing school AEB lack of sleep, no life, and HUGE bags under my eyes. Oh wait thats a medical diagnosis, oh well, sue me.

EAR: Today, blankets of snow covered Houston. There were sleigh rides and everybody was jolly with the cold. It was a complete "Snow Day". I had a warm jacket, wool cap, and a cup of hot chocolate. There was peace on earth and I could hear carolers singing "Silent Night".

But then um, and uh, I sat, in um a lectura and uh palayed scrabble for like three uh hours. :p
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Bah Humbug!!!!

Part I

Well, where do I start I am 29 years old *eek*, married twice*double eek*, and have two kids, Typical. I miss the Army and the simplicity of it. I love dancing, singing, and generally having a good time. My favorite day of the week is Wednesday because that is the only day I have a social life. I watch stupid scary movies then swear I am psychic or something....he he...I see dead people. I am the cook, maid, housecleaner, student, wife, mother, sister, daughter, cousin, and soon to be sugar mama.....it goes on and on...role overload anyone!!
Wow so today was a huge waste of time!!! At least I made it fun. The teradactyl always arrives in time to lighten things up, hiccup!!! To damn bad I can't plan it, then I would really have some fun.

So I have been told to create my own alternate reality so here goes the Elizabeth's Alternate Reality.
EAR: Today, instead of school, I headed to a spa where I was manicured, pampered, and miracously lost 100 pounds from a body wrap. I got ready for an evening on the town where I wasn't the designated driver. I danced, drank, and by the end of the night everybody knew my name and I was loved.